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A1 PICKMEUP

 
    1 pint Dark Rum
    1 pound Rock Candy
    1 dozen Eggs
    1 dozen lemons

Squeeze the juice from al the lemons into a crock pot. Break eggs, add them to the lemon juice, with the shells included. Cover with damp cloth.let it sit for a few days until the egg shells dissolve. Strain through cheese cloth into another pot, Boil rum, rock candy, and a quart of water in a saucepan until smooth. Combine with egg mixture and bottle.

Abbot's Dream

 
    2 parts Bailey's Irish Cream
    1 part  Frangelico
    1/2 banana
    1/2 part cream

Add to crushed ice in blender. Serve in highball glass.

Abc

 
    1 part Amaretto
    1 part Bailey's
    1 part Cointreau

Serve in a lowball glass.

Abortion

 
    1 part Sambuka (anisette)
    1 part Bailey's Irish Cream
    A few drops of Grenadine

Layer: Sambuka, Bailey's. Add grenadine so it flows through lower layers.

Acapulco

 
    1/2 oz. tequila 
    1/2 oz. triple sec
    1/2 oz. light rum
    1 oz. sour mix
    splash of Rose's

shake, strain into lowball glass garnish with lime wedge

Affinity

 
    3/4 oz dry vermouth
    3/4 oz sweet vermouth
    11/2 oz scotch
    2 dashes Angostura bitters

Combine over ice, stir, strain into glass and garnish with strip of lemon or orange peal and cherry.

After Midnight

 
    2 teaspoons of instant coffee     
    2 teaspoons of instant cacoa
    1 glass of cold milk.             
    dash of cream

Add coffee and cacoa to milk. Add cream to smoothen. A bit of Jamacian rum is optional.

Afterburner

 
    A shot of half vodka, half tabasco sauce.  No kidding.
    A shot of vodka as a chaser.

Agent Orange

 
 1 part Southern Comfort
 1 part Bailey's                  

Serve in lowball glass.

Agent Orange #2

 
    1 oz. Vodka        1 oz. Apple Schnapps
    1 oz. Rum          1 oz. Southern Comfort
    1 oz. Gin          1 oz. Yukon Jack
    2 oz. Grenadine    1 oz. Melon Liqueor
    6 oz. Orange Juice

Pour into 32 oz container filled to top with ice. Shake well. Serve.

Alabama Slammer #1

 
    1/2 oz. Southern Comfort
    1/2 oz. triple sec
    1/2 oz. sloe gin
    1/2 oz. galliano
    splash of orange juice

shake, strain into lowball glass

Alabama Slammer #2

 
    1 oz. Southern Comfort
    1/2 oz. Orange juice 
    1/2 oz. sloe gin

shake, strain into lowball glass

Alabama Slammer #3

 
    1 oz. Southern Comfort
    1/2 oz. Sloe Gin
    1/2 oz. Triple Sec

shake, strain into lowball glass

Algonquin

             
    3/2 oz. blended whiskey        
    1 oz. pineapple juice        
    1/2 oz. dry vermouth

In a shaker halffilled with ice cubes, combine all ingredients. Shake well. Strain into a cocktail glass.

Almeria

 
    3/2 ounces run
    1 ounce brandy or Kahlua
    1 ounce coffee
    1 egg white

Blend the ingredients with ice cubes. Strain into a glass.

Almond Delight

 
    1/2 oz. Sambuka
    1 oz. Amaretto  (or 3 oz.)

Serve in lowball glass.

Almond Joy

 
    1 oz. Amaretto  (or 3 oz.)
    1/2 oz. Cream de Cacao
    dash of cream

Serve in lowball glass.

Amaretto Sombrero

 
    1 part amaretto
    4 parts cream

Amaretto Sour #2

 
    Amaretto
    Absolut Vodka
    Five Alive (or Orange Juice)
    Lemon Juice
    Sweet and Sour Mix
    New York Seltzer Vanila Flavour

Amaretto Sour

 
    3/2 oz. amaretto
    3 oz. sour mix

Shake, strain into lowball glass, or serve straight in sour glass. Garnish with cherry and orange slice.

Andorian Milk

 
    2 cl. Blue curacao
    milk

Pour blue curacao in a glass and fill with milk.

Anegada Punch

 
    1 46 oz. can guava juice
    1 small can pineapple juice
    1 oz. grenadine
    6 oz.  8 oz. coconut liqueur

Mix in large pitcher. Add Bacardi Black Rum to taste. Top with grated nutmeg

Angel's Lips

 
    1 oz. Benedictine  (or 3 oz  )
    1/2 oz. Bailey's     (   1.5 oz)

Apache

 
    1 part Kaluha
    1 part Baileys
    1 part Midori melon

Pour Kaluha into bottom of glass. Over the back of a spoon, add the Baileys. Same for the Midori on top.

Apple Blossom

 
    3/2 oz. Apple Schnapps
    1/2 oz. Cranberry juice

Serve in lowball glass.

Apple Jack

 
    1/2 oz. Apple schnapps
    1/2 oz. Jack Daniels
    cinnamon powder

Serve in lowball glass.

Apple Pie

 
    1 part vodka
    1 part apple juice (a little less)
    cinnomon powder
    a small glass (~6oz)

Pour vodka into the glass, add apple juice, a dash of cinnomon on top. DO NOT MIX. Drink quickly.

Apricot Smoothie

 
    1 6 oz. can of apricot nectar
    2 jiggers light rum
    1 jigger triple sec

Serve over crushed ice.

Aquarius

 
    3/2 oz. blended whiskey
    1/2 oz. cherry brandy
    1 oz. cranberry juice

shake, strain into lowball glass

Arcturian Sunrise

 
    1 cl. blue curacao
    1 cl. blackberry liqueur (Kroatzbeere)
    1/2 cl. grenadine
    dry white sparkling wine

Pour blue curacao, blackberry liqueur, and grenadine in a water glass (250ml). Fill with sparkling wine.

Artic Freeze

 
    2 oz chilled White Brandy

Straight over ice in a rocks glass.

Austrian Hussar

 
    1/5 ounces European Apricot Brandy        
    Lemon peel
    Tonic water or Quinine

In an 8oz. highball glass filled with ice add brandy. Fill with tonic water or quinine. Twist lemon peel over drink to release oils. Garish with lemon peel.

B

B51

 
    1/2 oz. Kahlua
    1/2 oz. Baileys

Serve in lowball glass.

B52

 
    1 oz. amaretto                       1/2 shot Grand Mariner
    1 oz. kahlua                         1/2 shot Kahlua
    1 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream           1/2 shot Bailey's Irish Cream

Shake, strain into shot glass. This is a layered drink. Take a shot glass and pour in Kahlua, pour Bailey's over back of spoon next, finally add the Grand Mariner.

Baby's Bottom

 
    3/2 oz. blended whiskey           
    1/2 oz. white creme de menthe     
    1/2 oz. white creme de cacao

In a mixing glass halffilled with ice cubes, combine all ingredients. Stir well. Strain into a cocktail glass.

Bacardi Cocktail

 
2 oz. light rum
2 oz. sour mix
1/2 oz. grenadine

Shake, strain into cocktail glass.

Bacardi Cocktail

 
    juice 1/2 lime
    1/2 teaspoon grenadine
    3/2 oz rum

Put into cocktail glass.

Back Street Banger

 
    1/2 oz. Jack Daniels
    1/2 oz. Bailey's

Serve in lowball glass.

Bad Habit

 
    1/2 oz. Vodka
    1/2 oz. Peach schnapps

Serve in lowball glass.

Bahama Mama

1/2 oz. Coconut Rum/Coconut Liqueur 1/2 oz. Dark Rum 1/4 oz. Kahlua 1/4 oz. 151 Bacardi 4 oz. pineapple juice

Mix and pour over ice in highball.

Bahamamama

 
    2 oz. orange juice
    2 oz. pineapple juice
    1/2 oz. lemon juice
    1/2 oz. grenadine
    1/2 oz. cherry herring
    3/2 oz. rum (spiced)
    1 oz. coconut rum

Shake with ice. Garnish with pineapple slice and a cherry.

Bailey's & Amaretto

 
    1 part Bailey's Irish Cream
    1 part Amaretto

Mix in lowball glass.

Bairn

 
    2 oz Scotch
    1/2 oz Cointreau
    1 or 2 dashes orange bitters

Combine over ice, shake, and strain into lowball glasses.

Baltamore Zoo

 
    1 shot light rum
    1 shot gin
    1 shot vodka
    3/4 shot triple sec
    1 shot sour mix (as above)
    grenadine
    splash of beer

Banana Banshee

 
    2 oz. banana liqueur
    2 oz. white creme de cacao
    2 oz. light cream

Shake, strain into highball glass.

Banana Colada

 
    1 small *ripe* banana
    8 oz. chilled unsweetened pineapple juice (you can use chunks with juice)
    1 oz. regular rum
    1/2 oz. coconut rum
    1/2 oz. banana liqueur

Combine all ingredients in a blender and blend until fairly smooth. Serve in exotic glasses.

Banana Daiquiri

 
    4 parts light rum
    1 part white creme de cacao
    1 part banana liqueur
    1 sliced banana

Blend, serve in exotic glass. Straw.

Banana Daquiri #2

 
    1 oz. White rum
    1/2 oz. Banana Liqueur
    1 oz. Bar Mix

Blend, serve in exotic glass. Straw.

Banana Split

 
     1/2 oz. Banana Liqueur
     1/2 oz. Kahlua

Banana Split #2

 
    1/2 oz. Banana Liqueur
    1/2 oz. Vodka

Barbary Coast

 
    1 oz Scotch
    1 oz Gin
    1 oz light rum
    3/4 oz white creme de cocoa

Combine over ice, shake, serve in highball glass.

Barn Door

 
     3/2 oz Scotch
    1 oz Cointreau
    1 or 2 dashes orange bitters

Combine over ice, shake, and strain into lowball glass.

Bay Breeze

 
    3/2 oz. vodka
    some grapefruit juice
    some cranberry juice

Fill with grapefruit juice. Stir in highball glass. Splash of cranberry juice

Bay Horse

 
    3/2 oz. blended whiskey
    1/2 oz. Pernod
    1/2 oz. dark creme de cacao
    1 oz. heavey cream
    1/4 tsp. grated nutmeg

In a shaker halffilled with ice cubes, combine whiskey, Pernod, creme de cacao, and cream. Shake well. Strain into an oldfashioned glass almost fill with ice cubes. Garnish with nutmeg.

Beachcomber

 
    3/2 oz rum
    1/2 oz triple sec
    1/2 oz lime juice

Serve in cocktail glass.

Beer, Mexican Style

 
    12 oz bottle or can of beer, cold
    Pinch of coarse salt
    Small wedge of lemon or lime

Pour beer into a chilled beer glass. Add pinch of salt. Squeeze a few lemons or limes over drink, and discard wedge. Do not stir.

Belgian Coffee

 
    1 ounce Countreu
    1 ounce Bailey's Irish Cream

Fill with Decaffinated Coffee

Bellini

 
    3/4 fill with champagne
    1/4 fill with peach schnapps

Serve in champagne glass.

BendMeOver

 
    1 part amaretto       
    1 part sour mix
    1 part vodka          

Mix and fill with orange juice.

Bermuda Highball

 
    3/4 oz. gin
    3/4 oz. brandy
    3/4 oz. dry vermouth
    ginger ale or club soda.

Serve in highball glass. Garnish with lemon twist

Bermuda Rose Cocktail

 
    5/4 oz. gin
    dash of apricot brandy
    dash of grenadine

Shake, strain into cocktail glass.

Berryhill's Baby

 
    1 kiwi fruit
    1 peach
    150g blueberries
    200mL dark rum
    1 zinc tablet
    1 shitload    ice
    1 blender

Blend first five ingredients well. Add ice and blend until mixture resembles slush.

Between The Sheets

 
1 oz. brandy
1 oz. triple sec
1 oz. light rum

shake, strain into cocktail glass | Shake with ice. Strain.

Between the Sheets #2

 
    Juice of 1/4 lemon
    1/2 oz. Brandy
    1/2 oz. Triple Sec

Billy Taylor

 
     juice 1/2 lime
     2 oz. gin

Fill collins glass with carbonated water and ice. Stir.

Birth Control

 
    1 part Rye whiskey
    1 part Gin

Serve in lowball glass.

Black and Tan

A drink that takes its name from the uniforms worn by the British Troops that occupied Ireland.

 
    1/2 Bass Ale
    1/2 Guiness Stout

Fill glass half full with Harps, then dribble Guiness ever so carefully so that the beers don't mix (much).

Black Cat

 
 1 part Kahlua
 1 part Apricot brandy
 1 part Uozo

Serve in lowball glass.

Black Cat #2

 
    1 part Tiquila
    1 part Amaretto

Serve in lowball glass.

Black Devil

 
    3 oz. light rum
    1/2 oz. dry vermouth

Stir, strain into cocktail glass. Garnish with black olive.

Black Knight

     
    1 part Kaluha
    1 part Baileys
    1 part Sambuca
    Grenadine
    Advokat (Egg Liquor)

Layer Kaluha, Baileys, and Sambuca. Add a teaspoon of Advokat. Put a stopper in the the grenadine bottle and place finger on top to stop liquid escaping. Place bottle in bottom of glass and release. SLAM!

 
                       \_________________________/
                        \       Sambuca         /
                         \    ___________      /
                          \__/__Advokat__\____/
                           \    Baileys      /
                            \_______________/
                             \   Kaluha    /
                              \___________/
                               \Grenadine/
                                \_______/

Black Mexican

 
    1 part Tequila
    1 part Kahlua

Serve in lowball glass.

Black Russian

 
    5 oz. vodka
    5/2 oz. kahlua

Stir in highball glass.

Black Velvet

 
    10 oz. lager
    1 oz. dark rum

Serve in beer mug.

Black Velvet #2

 
    34 oz. Guiness stout, chilled
    34 oz. dry sparkling wine, chilled

Pour stout into chilled highball glass and add wine.

Black Windowless Van

 
    150g black raspberries
    2000mg vitamin C
    2 Tblsp brown sugar
    2 oz whiskey (Johny Walker Black Label)
    8 oz dark rum
    4 ice cubes (large)

Blend in blender until well liquified. Pour mixture through strainer. Return mixture to blender with ice and liquify. Serve.

Bloody Brain

 
    2 shots strawberry schnapps
    1/2 shot Bailey's Irish Cream
    1 dash grenadine

Pour schnapps into lowball glass. Pour Baileys right in the middle of the schnapps. Add grenadine. The Bailey's should clump in the bottom, like a brain and the rest should resemble blood, hence the name.

Bloody Maria

 
    3/2 oz. tequila
    fill with tomato juice
    35 drops tabasco
    35 drops Worcestershire sauce
    dab of horseradish
    dash of celery salt
    dash of black pepper
    dash of lemon juice

Stir in highball glass. Garnish with celery stalk or lime wedge

Bloody Maria #2

 
    1 oz. tequila
    2 oz. tomato juice
    1 dash lemon juice
    1 dash tabasco sauce
    1 dash celery salt

Pour into oldfashioned glass.

Bloody Mariana

 
    2 oz. vodka
    6 oz. V8 juice
    1 tsp. lime juice
    few drops Tabasco sauce
    few drops Worchestershire sauce
    pinch white pepper
    pinch celery salt
    pinch oregano

Combine with ice; shake. Strain and add ice.

Bloody Marie

 
1.5 oz. vodka
3 oz. tomato juice
0.5 Tbsp. lemon juice
5 drop Worchestershire sauce
8 drop Cayenne pepper sauce
5 drop Pernod

Combine with ice; shake. Strain and add ice.

Bloody Maru

 
    2 oz Sake
    4 drops Worcester Sauce
    2 drops Tabasco
    1 dab horseradish
    Squeeze of lime
    Tomato Juice

Fill in chimney glass with ice. Stir well! Salt and pepper to taste. Garnish with celery.

Bloody Mary

 
    3/2 oz. vodka
    fill with tomato juice
    3 to 5 drops tabasco
    3 to 5 drops Worcestershire sauce
    dab of horseradish
    dash of celery salt
    dash of black pepper
    dash of lemon juice
    celery stalk or lime wedge  

Stir in highball glass. Garnish with celery stalk or lime wedge.

Bloody Mary #2

 
    3/2 oz. Vodka
    6 oz. V8 juice
    1 Tbsp. A1 sauce
    Dash Worstershire sauce
    Celery salt, Coarse black pepper
    Crushed ice

Substitutions:
 
    White rum for vodka
    Jamaican Pickapeppa for Worchestershire and tobasco Sauces  
    Major Peter's is the best mix for this.    

Garnish with celery stalk.

Bloody Mary #3

 
    1 oz. vodka
    shake of ground celery seed or celery salt
    1/8 tsp. ground black pepper
    1/8 to 1/4 lemon or lime, squeezed, thrown in
    dash each worchestershire and Tabasco sauce
    1 tsp. horseradish

Options:
 
    Clamato, Beefamato, or V8 juice instead of tomato juice
    Old Bay Seasonings instead of celery salt
    Pickled string beans, jalapenos, dill spears for garnish.
    Cayenne pepper sauce instead of Tabasco sauce.

Fill tall glass with ice. Add ingredients. Fill with tomato juice. Shake. Strain. Garnish with celery stick.

Blowjob

 
    1/2 shot Kahlua topped with whipped cream

No hands, tilt your head back and swallow.

Blowjob #2

 
    1 part Bailey's
    1 part Banana Liqueur

No hands, tilt your head back and swallow.

Blowjob #3

 
    1 part Kaluha
    1 part Bailey's
    Whipped cream

As above.

Blowjob #4

 
    1 part Irish Cream
    1 part Grand Mariner
    1 part Creme de Banana

With mouth, girl picks up glass and sucks.

Blue Devil

 
    1 shot Gin
    1 or 2 oz Lemon or Lime Juice
    1 dash Blue Curacao

Shake with ice and strain into glass. Add a little Maraschino if needed.

Blue Dolphin

 
     2 oz. Vermouth
    dash of grenadine
    1/2 oz. Blue curacao
    slice of lemon
    lemonade
    ice

To a tall glass full of ice; add vermouth and blue curacao. Stir. To up with lemonade. Add a drop of grenadine. Garnish with lemon slice.

Blue Hawaiian

 
    2 pts. Malibu (or other coconut) rum
    1 pt. Blue Curacao
    3 pts. Pineapple Juice
    dash of orange juice

Stir in highball glass and serve over ice.

Blue Hawaiian #2

 
    2 parts white rum
    1 part blue curacao
    4 parts pineapple juice
    2 parts cream of coconut
    crushed ice

Blend. Garnish w/pineapple.

Blue Lagoon

 
    1 shot Vodka
    1 shot Blue Curacao
    Lemonade

Pour vodka and curacao over ice in a tall glass and then fill to top with Lemonade.

Blue Margarita

 
    1 shot Tequila
    1/2 shot Blue Curacao
    1 oz Lime Juice

Rub rim of glass with lime juice, dip in salt. Shake ingredients with ice and strain into glass.

Blue Motorcycle

 
    1 part gin             1 part light rum           1 part triple sec
    1 part vodka           1 part blue curacao        splash of sour mix

Add to highball. Fill with lemon/lime soda. Mix gently over ice.

Blue Sky

 
    6 oz. milk
    1 oz. Blue Curaco
    Ice

Add to shaker. Shake. Strain. Serve.

Blue Whale

 
    1 parts vodka
    2 parts sour mix
    1 parts blue curacao

Blend, serve in exotic glasses.

Blueberry Daquiri

 
    1/2 pound of blueberries            Blend in highball over ice.
    1 oz blueberry schnapps             Garnish with a lemon wedge.
    2 oz white rum                      very small amount of sugar

Boat Drink

 
    ice
    orange juice 
    pineapple juice
    3 oz. vodka
    1 oz. Meyers' Rum (gotta have this fer flavor)

Fill 3/4 full of ice. Add vodka and rum. Then fill about 2/3 to top with pineapple juice, and then fill almost to top with orange juice. Squeeze of lemon and perhaps lime, depending on your mood. Stir well. Serve in a big plastic ice tea tumbler (3032 oz)

Bocci Ball

 
    3/2 oz. amaretto
    fill with club soda
    splash of orange juice

Serve in highball glass.

Bocci Ball #2

 
    1 part amaretto
    1 part orange juice
    1/2 part vodka

Serve in highball glass.

Boilermaker

 
    1 oz. blended whiskey
    12 oz. beer

Pour the whiskey into a shot glass. Pour the beer into a mug. Drop shot glass into beer mug and drink. Or drink whiskey in one go. Sip the beer.

Bonbon

 
    1 part Triple Sec
    1 part Tequila
    a drop of Grenadine

Serve in lowball glass.

Bonny Doon

 
    3/2 oz Scotch
    1/2 oz sweet vermouth
    2 tsp Benedictine

Combine over ice, shake, strain into glass.

Bootleg

 
    1 part Jack Daniels
    1 part Sambuca
    1 part Southern Comfort

Serve in lowball glass.

Bootlegger

 
    1 part Jack Daniels
    1 part Tequila
    1 part Southern Comfort

Serve in lowball glass.

Borinquen

 
    3/2 oz. light rum
    1 oz. Rose's
    1 oz. orange juice
    splash of passion fruit syrup
    dash of 151 rum

Blend, serve in lowball glass. Use a straw.

Boston Cocktail

 
    1 oz. brandy
    1 oz. Cointreau
    1 oz. light rum

Shake, strain into cocktail glass.

Boston Gold

 
    1 oz. vodka
    1/2 oz. banana liqueur
    fill with orange juice

Stir in highball glass.

Boston Tea Party

 
    equal parts :
         vodka, scotch, dry vermouth, triple sec, rum, gin, tequila
    1/4 fill with orange juice
    1/4 fill with coke
    sour mix to taste

Serve in highball glass; alcohol should fill half of glass; with O.J., coke, and sour mix filling the rest.

Bourbon Fog

 
    1 quart bourbon
    1 quart strong coffee
    1 quart vanilla icecream

Chill the coffee. Mix all the ingredients in a punch bowl. Serve with a small amount of ice.

Bourbon Fog #2

 
    1 part bourbon
    1 part vanilla ice cream
    1 part coffee

Stir in highball glass.

Bourbon Highball

 
    3/2 oz. bourbon
    fill with ginger ale or club soda

Serve in highball glass with lemon twist.

Bourbon Street

(3035 servings)

 
    1 bottle (750 ml.) bourbon
    3 pints strong black coffee, at room temperature
    1 pint halfandhalf
    4 oz. amaretto
    1 quart ice cream, vanilla or coffee  halfthawed
    Bitterchocolate shavings, optional

In large pitcher, combine, bourbon, coffee, halfandhalf, and amaretto. Chill well. Place ice cream in large punch bowl. Slowly stir in mixture from pitcher. Decorate with chocolate shavings, if desired.

Bowen Special

 
    1 or 2 Mangos
    1/2 to 3/4 cup GrandMarnier
    Champagne, chilled

Cut flesh of mango into small chunks. Put in a container and cover with GrandMarnier. Leave in fridge for 1 to 2 days. Stir occasionally.

Place 1 or 2 spoons of the fruit (and some of the juice) into whatever your drinking from. Top up with chilled Champagne. Dessert and drink's all in one!!

Brain

 
    1 shot Peachtree Schnapps
    1/2 shot grenedine (bloody brain)
    1 shot Baileys

Over the back of a spoon pour some Baileys into a shot glass of Peachtree Schnapps.

Brain Bloody

 
    1 shot Peachtree Schnapps or Blueberry Schnapps
    1/2 shot Irish Cream
    Grenadine or Cherry Liqueur

Do the same thing as the Brain but pour some Irish Cream on top, then pour grenadine down a stirrer through the Irish Cream in several places to form tendrals.

Brain Bloody Shot

 
    fill shot glass 3/4 of the way with Peach Schnapps
    1 shot Bailey's Irish Cream
    a dash of Cherry Liqueur

Fill container with peach schnapps. Add Bailey's over the back of a spoon. Add a dash of cherry liqueur in the middle of the shot.

Brain Revisited

 
    1 shot of 151 rum
    1 shot of Amaretto
    1 tsp of Bailey's Iris Cream

The best one: 1 shot of 151 rum, 1 shot of Amaretto, a small amount of chilled Baileys Irish Cream (BIC). Pour the rum and amaretto into the glass, then add the baileys slowly, in a small stream. This is best done with a large pipette or eye dropper, but can also be done by pouring the baileys over a cherry held by the stem (that's the cherry which is held by the stem). The baileys should drip off the cherry in a small stream.

This will result in a drink which is amber coloured, with a vaguely brain coloured and shaped glop of baileys suspended in the middle. Two of these will wipe most people out. It tastes good too. Not recommended to be drunk near open flames.

The Brain #2

 
    1 shot of vodka
    1 shot of clear rum
    1 tsp  of baileys

The second best one: 1 shot of vodka, 1 shot of clear rum, chilled baileys. Mix as above.

The third best one: 1 shot of vodka, 1 shot of peppermint schnapps. Mix as above. This tastes sort of like a candy cane.

Others: 1 shot of vodka, 1 shot of any schnapps, OR, 2 shots of any schnapps, baileys. Mix as above.

Observations: chilling all components of the drink doesn't seem to hurt, and may help in keeping the baileys from mixing as much with the fluid it's suspended in. Adding a very small amount of Grenadine to the completed drink results in the Hemoraged (sp?) Brain, but personally I don't think it's that great. The grenadine sinks to the bottom and is tough to see.

Serving suggestion: Buy some small lab beakers (new, not used) to serve this in. For extra colour and flavour, try floating some coffee beans in the drink. For extra creativity, try adding food colouring, or using an eye dropper for the baileys to squeeze it out in wierd shapes beneath the surface of the booze.

Brandy Alexander

 
    2 oz. brandy
    2 oz. dark creme de cacao
    2 oz. light cream

Shake, strain into highball glass. Add pinch of nutmeg and/or cinnamon.

Brandy Highball

 
    3/2 oz. brandy
    fill with ginger ale or club soda

Serve in highball glass. Add a lemon twist.

Brave Bull

 
    5 oz. tequila
    5/2 oz. kahlua

Stir in highball glass.

Bronx Cocktail

 
    1 oz. gin
    1/2 oz. dry vermouth
    1/2 oz. sweet vermouth
    splash of orange juice

Shake, strain into cocktail glass. Add a orange slice.

Bronx Terrace Cocktail

 
    3/2 oz. gin
    3/2 oz. vermouth
    juice 1/2 lime
    cocktail glass

Brown Cocktail

 
    3/4 oz. gin
    3/4 oz. rum
    3/4 oz. dry vermouth
    cocktail glass

Bubble Gum

 
    1/2 oz. Banana Liqueur
    1/2 oz. Southern comfort
    1/2 oz. Milk
    1/2 oz. Grenadine

Serve in lowball glass.

Bulldog

 
    3/2 oz. gin
    fill with ginger ale or club soda
     splash of orange juice

Serve in highball glass.

Bum Fucker

 
    1 part Jack Daniels
    1 part Tequila

Serve in lowball glass.

Burnt Raybird

 
    1/4 oz. amaretto
    1/4 oz. creme de cacao (dark)
    1/4 oz. kahlua
    5 oz. hot coffee
    whip cream

Serve in a mug.

Buttercup

 
    1/2 oz. butterscotch schnapps
    1 oz. Truffles liqueur
    2 oz. hot halfandhalf
    whip cream

Serve in a mug.

C

Caesar Cocktail

Tabasco Pepper Sauce Worcestershire Sauce 1 part Vodka 4 parts Clamato Cocktail Rim glass with celery salt. Over ice, add one dash of Tabasco pepper sauce, two dashes Worcestershire sauce, salt and pepper to taste. Add Vodka and Clamato Cocktail, and garnish with a slice of lime.

Cafe Amaretto

 
    1/2 oz. amaretto
    1/2 oz, kahlua
    1 cup hot coffee
    whipped cream

Pour liqueurs into coffee and top with whipped cream. Serve in mug.

Cafe Antrim

 
    1 oz. Old Bushmills Irish whiskey
    1 teaspoon cognac
    1/2 teaspoon superfine sugar
    Hot black coffee
    1/4 slice orange

Shake whiskey, cognac, and sugar briskly in shaker to dissolve sugar. Pour into demitasse cup or old fashioned glass. Fill with coffee; stir. Garnish with orange.

Cafe Brutlot

(1012 servings)

A distinctive version from Brennan's; a New Orleans resturant.

 
    4in. cinnamon stick
    810 whole cloves
    Peel of 2 oranges, in thin slivers
    Peel of 2 lemons, in thin slivers
    6 lumps sugar
    8 oz. brandy, warmed
    2 oz. curacao, warmed    
    1 quart strong black coffee

Combine spices, peels, and sugar in brulol or 2quart chafing dish pan; mash with ladle. Add brandy and curacao; stir; ignite with long match. Ladle flaming spirits back and forth from pan to bowl, creating the effect of a column of fire.

When sugar is dissolved, gradually add hot coffee, stirring until flames burn out. Strain into brulot or demitasse cups.

Cafe Caribbean

 
    3/4 oz. Amaretto
    3/4 oz. Rum
    4 oz. Coffee
    1 tspn. sugar  \ can substitute one large scoop of good ice
    Whipped Cream  \ cream a la HaagenDazs/Ben & Jerry's 
                     (try using different chocolate/vanilla flavors)

Dash Regnier on the whipped cream. (optional)

Cafe D'Olla

 
    2/3 cup *coarsely* ground dark but not super dark roast coffee(called Vienna roast at my favorite shop)
    1 quart water
    1/3 to 1/2 cup dark brown sugar
    1 teaspoon molasses
    1 cinamon stick
    a few anise seeds (optional)

Put sugar, molasses, and spices into water and slowly bring to a boil. Stir in coffee, and return to boiling. Remove from heat, and let steep covered for five minutes. Pour through strainer. Drink!

Cafe Diable

 
    2 Tbsp sugar
    5 oz dark rum or brandy
    2 orange twists
    10 whole cloves
    2 1" cinnamon sticks
    5 cups strong, hot coffee

Place all ingredients except the coffee in a chafing dish. Heat gently, stirring constantly. Ignite and allow to burn for 1 minute. Slowly add coffee. Ladle into cups, remove the spices. Makes 46 servings.

Cafe French

 
    1/2 oz. triple sec
    1/2 oz. amaretto
    1/4 oz. Baileys Irish Cream
    5 oz. hot coffee

Serve in mug.

Cafe Instabul

(4 servings)

A combination of Ethiopean Harrar and Tanzanian Peaberry coffees are often used for this kind of brew also known as Turkish Coffee.

 
    7/4 cup cold water
    1/4 cup superfine sugar
    3 tablespoons pulverized darkroast coffee

Measure water into copper or brassandtin ibrik or saucepan. Add sugar and bring to boil. Stir in coffee; bring to boil. Allow the beverage to boil up to 3 more times, removing from heat each time. Sprinkle with a few drops of cold water. Serve in demitasse cups.

Cafe Royal

 
    1 sugar cube
    brandy
    hot coffee

Put sugar cube, well soaked in brandy, in a spoon and ignite; when flame is out, drop into coffee

Cafe Royale #2

Same procedure as Spanish coffee substituting Brandy for Kahlua and brandy.

Caipirinha

 
    2 limes (halved)            
    2 Tbs. sugar (heaping)      
    2 or 3 oz. Cachaca             
    crushed ice                   

Cut lime in half, put in small glass. Grind sugar into limes. Add cachaca. Cover. Shake. Add ice. If vodka is added its a Caipiroska.

Caitian Tongue Tickler

 
    fill 2/3rds of highball glass with pineapple pieces
    1/3 oz. grenadine
    fill with pineapple flavored wine

California Lemonade

 
    2 oz. blended whiskey
    2 oz. sour mix
    dash of grenadine

Shake, strain into highball glass.

California Root Beer

 
    1 oz. kahlua
    1 oz. galliano
    2 oz. club soda
    1 oz. coke
    optional splash of beer

Serve in highball glass.

Calvin's Trip

 
    1 part Triple Sec
    1 part Calvados
    2 parts Cointreau

Mix, put in glasses, put in a lemon wedge and warm up.

To serve, ignite and sprinkle ground cinammon over flames. Add a very small amount of cinammon after you extinquish the flame.

Campton Place Cafe Sonia

 
    Heavey cream, chilled
    Vanilla extract
    3/4 oz. Metaxa 7Star
    1/2 oz. amaretto
    1/2 oz. Tia Maria
    Hot black coffee
    Sugar, if desired

Lightly beat cream with few drops vanilla. Reserve. To warmed 7oz. mug, add Metaxa, amaretto, and Tia Maria. Pour in coffee. Taste for sweetness; add sugar if desired. Top with beaten cream.

Cape Codder

 
    1 1/2 oz. vodka
    fill with cranberry juice

Stir in highball glass.

Cape Codder #2

 
    3/2 oz. rum
    3 oz. cranberry juice
    juice 1/2 lime

Pour into oldfashioned glass and fill with carbonated water.

Capital Punishment

 
    3/2 oz. Jack Daniels
    3/2 oz. Amaretto

Serve in lowball glass.

Capital Punishment #2

 
    1 part Jack Daniels
    1 part Cointreau

Cappuchino Sausalito

 
    1/2 oz. amaretto
    1/2 oz. kahlua
    1/2 cup hot coffee
    1/2 cup hot chocolate
    whip cream

Serve in coffee mug.

Capri

 
    2 oz. banana liqueur
    2 oz. white creme de cacao   
    2 oz. light cream

Shake. Strain into a highball glass. (See Banana Banshee)

Caribbean Punch

 
    1 scoop crushed ice
    juice of 1/2 lime
    1 oz. pineapple juice
    1 oz. orange juice
    3/4 oz. banana liqueur
    2 oz. dark rum

Shake, top with grated nutmeg.

Cement Mixxer

 
    1 shot Bailey's
    1 shot lime juice

Open mouth. Pour in shots. Close mouth. Shake head. Swallow.

Chambord & Champagne

 
    fill with champagne
    dash of chambord

Serve in champagne glass.

Chambord & Cognac

 
    1 part Chambord
    1 part Cognac

Heat in brandy snifter.

Chambord Colada

 
    3/2 oz. Chambord
    3/2 oz. light rum
    2 oz. pineapple juice
    1/2 oz. cream of coconut
    3/4 cup ice

Mix in blender. Serve in highball glass

Chambord Frost

 
    3/2 oz. Chambord
    juice of 1/4 lemon

Shake, strain into lowball glass.

Chelsea Sidecar Cocktail

 
    3/4 oz. triple sec
    3/4 oz. gin

Use a cocktail glass.

ChiChi

 
    1 part vodka
    1 part cream of coconut
    2 parts pineapple juice

Blend, serve in exotic glass. Add cherry and/or pineapple slice. If desired, use a straw.

Chihuahua

 
    1 part Rum or Whiskey         
    1 part Cointreau
    34 sugar cubes

In lowball glass, add ingredients. Fill glass to Brim. Otherwise you will a) burn your lips, b) break the glass. On a fork place three or four sugar cubes. Light the liquid with a match (easy way: take a little bit in a spoon, warm it and light it, then pour back n glass). Put sugar over flame and wait until dissolved. When sugar as dissolved, extinguish flame by stirring with the fork rapidly, without touching the glass.

Choco Colada

 
    1 scoop crushed ice
    3/2 oz. to 2 oz. cream or milk
    3/4 oz. creme de coconut
    3/4 oz. chocolate syrup
    1/4 oz. Kahlua
    1 1/2 oz. white rum
    1/2 oz. dark rum

Mix or blend into exotic glass, top with chocolate shavings.

Chocolate Chip

 
    3/2 oz. chilled Vodka
    3/2 oz. Frangelica

Serve in lowball glass.

Chocolate Covered Banana

 
    Creme de Cocoa
    Creme de Banana
    Vodka
    cream

Chunky Snakebite

 
    Shot of Tequila
    Shot of Hot Salsa

Cincinutti

 
    3/2 oz. LemonLime Gatorade
    1/2 oz. Bottom Shelf Gin
    1/4 tsp. ground CINnamon
    1 whole sardine (canned)

Clear Espresso

 
    2 oz. double espresso, fresh (of course).
    1 oz. Everclear

Cocomacoque

 
    3/2 oz. light rum
    2 oz. orange juice
    2 oz. pineapple juice
    1 oz. sour mix

Shake, strain into highball glass.

Coconut Cream Pie

 
    3/2 oz. Coconut Rum
    top off with whipped cream

Serve in shot glass.

Coffee Alexander

 
    2 oz. coffee brandy
    2 oz. white creme de cacao
    2 oz. light cream

Shake, strain into highball glass.

Coffee Alexander

 
    2 oz. coffee brandy
    2 oz. white creme de cacao
    2 oz. light cream

Shake, strain into highball glass.

Coffee Bustamante

A heady blend of brandy, liquers, and coffee from the RitzCarlton, Busckhead (uptown Atlanta), the drink was concieved by bartender Julius Bustamante.

 
    3/2 ozs.  Courvoisier
    1 oz. Kahlua
    1/2 oz. Benedictine
    7 ozs. hot coffee
    Unsweetened whipped topping
    1/2 oz. Mozart Chocolate Nougat liqueur
    Grated white chocolate, optional

In warmed, heatproof 12oz. mug or glass, combine Courvoisier, Kahlua, and Benedictine. Pour in hot coffee. Top with whipped cream; drizzle chocolate liqueur on top. Sprinkle with grated white chocolate, if desired.

Coffee Fantasy

 
    4/3 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream
    4/3 oz. cold coffee

Fill with milk and stir thoroughly.

Coffee Fling

 
    1 oz. Scotch liquer, Drambuie or Lochan Ora
    Hot black coffee
    Sugar
    Lemonpeel segment

Pour liquer into cup. Add hot coffee to fill, or to taste. Stir. Add sugar; if desired. Twist lemon peel over cup to release oils, then discard.

Coldcocked

In a blender mix:

    1 can frozen Bacardi pina colada mix
    1.5 can Souther Comfort
    0.75 can of Pepsi cola
    Ice

Colorado Bulldog

 
    5 oz. vodka
    5/2 oz. kahlua
    3 oz. coke

Stir in highball glass.

Colorado Skies

 
    1 oz. Blue Curacao
    1 oz. Tequilla
    4 to 6 oz. Grapefruit juice

Mix in a highball over crushed ice.

Comfortable Brother

 
    3/2 oz. Southern comfort
    3/2 oz. Frangelica

Serve in lowball glass.

Comfortable Screw

 
    1 oz. vodka
    3/4 oz. Southern Comfort
    fill with orange juice

Serve in highball glass. One can alternate equal parts vodka & Southern Comfort

Comfortable Screw Up Against The Wall

 
    3/4 oz. vodka over ice in highball glass
    3/4 oz. Southern Comfort
    fill with orange juice
    splash of galliano

One can alternate by adding 3/4 oz. peach schnapps to get a Fuzzy Screw...

County Cork Irish Coffee

 
    1 1/2 oz. Jameson Irish whiskey
    4 ozs. hot black coffee
    1 rounded teaspoon brown sugar, or to taste
    Heavy cream, lightly beaten

Preheat Irishcoffee goblet or heatproof mug. Add whiskey, coffee, and sugar; stir to dissolve sugar. Top generously with collar of cream. Don't stir. The idea is to sip the coffee through the cream.

Note: For special occations, make the drink with 12yearold Jameson 1780 Special Reserve.

Cranapple

 
    1 part Apple Schnapps
    1 part Cranberry juice

Serve in a lowball glass.

Cranberry ZZ

 
    strawberries
    1 lime
    sugar to taste
    cranberry juice
    ice cubes
    rum

Blend the strawberries, lime juice, sugar, cranberry juice and ice until smooth but not runny. Pour over rum for a very refreshing drink.

Creamsicle

 
    2 oz. triple sec 
    2 oz. white creme de cacao
    2 oz. light cream

Shake, strain into highball glass.

Creamsicle #2

 
    3 parts Amaretto
    3 parts Kahlua
    1 part Milk
    1 part Orange Juice

Shake, strain into highball glass.

Creamsicle

 
    1 part Amaretto
    1 part 15% Cream
    1 part Orange Juice

Shake, strain into highball glass.

Creamy Bush

 
    1 part Baileys
    1 part Old Bushmills Irish Whiskey 

Serve in rocks glass.

Crystal Clean

     
    1012 oz. Crystal Pepsi
    1 shot Everclear

Cuba Libre

 
    3/2 oz. light rum
    Fill with coke

Serve in highball glass. Add lime wedge if desired.

Cuban Cocktail

 
    2 oz. rum
    1/2 teaspoon powdered sugar
    juice 1/2 lime

Serve in cocktail glass.

Cuban Special Cocktail

 
    1 oz. rum
    1/2 teaspoon triple sec
    1 tablespoon pineapple juice
    juice 1/2 lime

Serve in cocktail glass.

Cum In A Hot Tub

 
    1/2 shot o.j.
    1/2 shot Bailey's Irish Cream

Pour Bailey's into o.j. for curdling effect.

Cyclon Attack

 
    2 cl. lemon juice  (top)
    2 cl. blue curacao (bottom)

In a cocktail glass add blue curacao. Carefully add lemon juice over the back of a spoon.

D

Daily Mail

 
    5/2 oz Scotch
    1/2 tsp superfine sugar
    2 tsp lemon juice
    2 dashes Curacao
    1 dash Amaretto

Combine, stir, pour into cocktail glasses filled with crushed ice.

Daiquiri

 
    2 oz. light rum
    2 oz. sour mix
    dash of Rose's

Shake, strain into highball glass. Add lime wedge if desired.

Daiquiri Cocktail

 
    3/2 oz. rum
    1 teaspoon powdered sugar
    juice 1 lime

Fill into cocktail glass

Daiquiri Slush

 
    2 cups sugar
    1   cup hot water
    1   large can unsweetened pineapple juice
    2   cups vodka
    1/2 cup dry gin
    1/2 cup light rum
    2   cups cold water
    3   small cans frozen limeade
    48  oz 7Up

Dissolve sugar in hot water. Mix the pineapple juice, vodka, gin, rum, water, and limeade with the sugar water. Freeze in a large container. Another recipe says to add the 7 up to this before freezing, but it just turns out to be pretty much a big chunk of ice on top and all the other stuff on the bottom. What we do is fill each glass 3/4 full with slush and then add cold 7 up and mix a little.

Dark and Stormy

 
    1 part black rum
    1 part ginger beer (nonalcoholic)

Serve in lowball glass.

Dark Lagoon

 
    13 pineapple pieces
    1 cl blue curacao
    1 cl grenadine
    pineapple flavored sparkling wine

Put pineapple pieces in a water glass (250ml) and pour blue curacao and grenadine over them. Fill with pineapple flavored sparkling wine.

Darryl Rasberry

 
One shot of Rasberry Schnapps and LemonLime Slice

Deep Throat

(same as blow job, only in a salt shaker and for women only) The tongue must be used to break the whipped cream seal.

Deep Throat #2

 
    2 oz. Tequila
    2 oz. Kuluha      

Pour over ice.

Depth Charge

 
    10 oz. lager
    3/2 oz. tequila

Drop tequila shot into beer mug.

Derby Daiquiri

 
    3/2 oz. rum
    1 oz. orange juice
    1 tablespoon lime juice
    1 teaspoon sugar

Combine with shaved ice, blend at low speed, pour into champagne glass.

Dirty Mother

 
    3 oz. brandy
    3 oz. kahlua

Stir in highball glass.

Dirty Sock

 
    3/2 oz. Scotch
    3/2 oz. Pineapple juice

Serve in lowball glass.

Double Jack

 
    1 part Yukon Jack
    1 part Jack Daniels

Serve in lowball glass.

Double Jack #2

 
    3 oz. Yukon Jack
    3/2 oz. Jack Daniels

Shake, strain into highball glass.

Flaming Dr. Pepper

 
    In shot glass:           |                  |
        1/2 shot amaretto    |  1 part Amaretto |  1 shot Amaretto
        1/2 shot Kahlua      |  1 part Coke     |  1 jigger 151 rum
        top off with 151 rum |                  |
    3/4 full glass of beer:  |                  |

Get a glass of beer with some room left in it. Light the shot on fire, and drop it into the beer. Chug the whole thing down.

Dracula's Snack

 
    1 oz. Obstler
    1 oz. raspberry syrup

Stir thoroughly and serve in glass, looks like blood.

Dragons Breath

 
    2 parts Everclear
    2 parts Vodka
    2 parts Gin
    1 part  Dark rum
    1 part  Peppermint Schnapps
    3 parts Bud Light
    Coke (to taste)

Pour ingredients over dry ice in a tall glass.

Drink of the Gods

 
    2 parts Vodka
    1 part blueberry schnapps
    1 part pineapple juice

Dutch Coffee

Same procedure as the Spanish Coffee substituting Vandermint for Kahlua and brandy.

E

El Presidente Cocktail

 
    3/2 oz. rum
    1 teaspoon grenadine
    1 teaspoon pineapple juice
    1 lime

Serve in cocktail glasses.

Electric Iced Tea

Make a Long Island Iced Tea, but substitute 7UP for coke and Blue Curaco for iced tea.

Embryo

Shot glass full of Pepp. Schnapps. Put a straw in the middle, and run a drop of half and half down the straw. It curdles in the schnapps. For added affect, run a drop of grenadine down the straw too.

Emerald

 
    1 oz. gin
    1 oz. dry vermouth
    1/2 oz. blue curacao
    1/2 oz. midori (melon liquer)

Stir thoroughly with ice and a straw into a cocktail glass.

English Highball

 
    3/4 oz. gin
    3/4 oz. brandy
    3/4 oz. dry vermouth
    fill with ginger ale or club soda

Serve in highball glass with a lemon twist, if desired.

Everclear Jello

(190 proof grain alcohol)

 
    Orange Flavored Jello
    Knox Unflavored Jello
    1 cup of Everclear

Take the 4 cup of water jello box and empty it into a bowl, mix in 3 cups hot water and disolve jello, add two packets of knox unflavored jello, add the cup of everclear. Pour into mold or for best results pour into pill cups (small ones you get in the hospital) and let set 2+ hours. Vodka can be substituted for everclear with good results, just use two cups of vodka and two cups of water.

Everglade

 
     1 oz grain alcohol
     1 oz green Gatorade

Combine in a lowball glass with or without ice.

EverSquirt

 
    5 oz Squirt soda
    1 oz Everclear

Everybody's Irish

 
    2 oz. Irish Whiskey
    1 oz. green Creme de Menthe
    1 oz. green Chartreuse

In a mixing glass half-filled with ice cubes, combine all ingredients. Stir well. Strain into cocktail glass.

F

Fairmont Hotel Cherry Flip

Concieved of by bartender Kathryn Thomas

 
    3/4 oz. cherryflavored brandy
    1/2 oz. creme de cacao
    Hot black coffee
    Whipped cream
    Cherry with a stem

Pour brandy and liqueur into prewarmed cup or mug. Add coffee about 5 ounces. Top with mound of whipped cream. Garnish with cherry.

Faith, Hope, and Garrity

 
    1 oz Irish Whiskey
    34 oz V8 Juice
    1 tsp Smoky Barbecue Sauce
    1 tsp Lemon Juice
    45 ice cubes
    6 oz Beer, chilled

Combine all ingredients except beer in a mixing glass, and stir well. Pour into a chilled, tall glass, and fill with beer.

FiftyFifty Cocktail

 
    3/2 oz. gin
    3/2 oz. dry vermouth

Use a cocktail glass.

Fire and Ice

 
    1 1/2 oz. pepper vodka  
    1 tsp. dry vermouth

In a mixing glass halffilled with ice cubes, combine both of the ingredients. Stir well, then strain into another glass.

Fire Vodka ("Krunpnik")

Warm Vodka over low heat and add: Lots of honey, a cinnamon stick, shaved nutmeg, whole cloves. Let steep and serve warm.

FireTini Hunter

Take a chilled martini glass and swirl a small amount of vermouth in it. Fill the glass with Stolichnya Pepper Vodka from the freezer. It should be very cold and noticably thickened. Garnish with a piece of pickled garlic on a toothpick (available from your local Thai market). Alternative garnish: Garlic Stuffed Santa Barbara Olive.

Serve immediately and stand back!

Fireball #1

 
    1 part Brandy
    1 part Sambuca

Serve in lowball glass.

Fireball #2

 
    1 part Kahlua
    1 part Uozo

Serve in lowball glass.

Fireball #3

 
    1/2 shot Cinnamon schnapps
    1/2 shot Cherry brandy

Serve in lowball glass.

Firecracker

 
    1 part Cinnamon Schnapps
    1 part Cherry Brandy
    a dash of Tabasco sauce

Serve in lowball glass. If you want, add dash of cinnamon.

Fireman's Sour

 
    2 oz. rum
    1 tablespoon grenadine
    1/2 teaspoon powdered sugar
    juice 2 limes

Pour into delmonico glass and fill with carbonated water.

Firestorm

 
    3/2 oz. Firewater
    3/2 oz. Rumpleminz
    3/2 oz. 151 rum

Serve on ice.

Flambe

Layer in a glass grenadine, Creme De Menthe, Vodka and a splash of 151 rum on the top. Take two large straws and a match, light it, stick in both straws and drink quickly, before the straws melt. If done right it tastes good, and looks impressive. If done wrong, you singe your eyebrows and feel like an idiot.

Flaming Armadillo

Take a large shot glass. Half and half with Tequila and Amaretto. Float 151 rum on top. Light and drink while still glowing blue. I do remember a happy but thoroughly inebriate man with one side of his bearded face blue, and he happily trying to slap it out and just trying to slap his face was a challenge. Drink very carefully.

Flaming Asshole

 
    1 part Blackberry brandy
    1 part Bicardi's 151 rum
    1 part Tequila

Add to lowball. Light. (Tastes so bad that only an asshole would drink it.)

Flaming Blue Fuck

 
    3/2 oz. Sambuca
    1/2   oz. Blue Curaco

Serve in a shot glass. Set on fire and drink through a straw.

Flaming Orgasm

 
    12 oz. larger in beer mug
    1 1/2 oz. Bacardi 151 rum

Pour beer into glass, flame the 151, drop it in the beer and slam.

Flying Dutchman

 
    2 oz. gin
    1/2 oz. Cointreau or Triple Sec

Combine the Gin and other in a small glass almost filled w/ ice cubes. Stir well, let it chill, strain into another glass, then serve. (NOTE) Can also be served warm. Serve in oldfashioned glass.

Flying Fuck

 
    1 part Sambuca
    1 part Jack Daniels

Serve in lowball glass.

Fog Cutter (1)

 
    1 1/2 oz Light Rum
    1/2 oz Brandy
    1/2 oz Gin
    1 oz Orange Juice
    3 tablespoons Lemon Juice
    1 1/2 oz Orgeat Syrup
    splash Demarera Rum (float)

Shake w/ice. Strain into cocktail glass.

Fog Cutter #2

 
    1 oz. Light rum
    2 oz. Gin
    1 oz. Cherry Liquor
    2 oz. Dubonet
    3/2 oz. Orzatta Syrup
    1/2 oz. Grenadine
    1 oz. Lemon juice
    3 oz. Orange juice

Mix. Garnish with an umbrella. Garnish with 7 exotic fruits.

Fog Horn

 
    3/2 oz. gin
    dash of Rose's

Serve in highball glass and fill with ginger ale.

Fog Horn #2

 
    3/2 oz. gin
    juice 1/2 lime

Pour into highball glass and fill with ginger ale.

Fred Fuddpucker

 
    3/2 oz. tequila
    fill with orange juice

Stir in highball glass and add a splash of galliano.

Freddy Thudpucker

 
    1 part tequila
    1 part Galliano
    1 part orange juice

French Coffee

Same procedure as Spanish coffee substituting Grand Marnier for Kahlua and brandy.

French Connection

 
    5 oz. brandy
    5/2 oz. amaretto

Stir in highball glass.

French Summer

 
    3/4 oz. Chambord
    3 oz. sparkling water
    a slice of lemon and of orange

Add chambord to wine glass, then water. Garnish and stir.

Frigid Hairy Virgin

 
    2 parts light rum
    1 part triple sec
    2 parts pineapple juice

Blend with ice, serve in exotic glass. Add a cherry.

Frog

 
    1 part Gin
    1 part Triple Sec
    1 part Sour Mix

Mix in a highball glass over cracked ice.

Frozen Daiquiri

 
    5 parts light rum
    1 part triple sec
    3 parts sour mix     

Blend, serve in exotic glass. Add a lemon wedge or orange slice and a straw.

Frozen Daiquiri #2

 
    1 1/2 oz. rum
    1 tablespoon triple sec
    1 1/2 oz. lime juice
    1 cup crushed ice

Blend at low speed for five seconds, then blend at high speed until firm. Pour into champagne glass.

Frozen Margarita

 
    2 parts tequila
    1 part triple sec
    4 parts sour mix
    dash of Rose's

Blend, serve in exotic glass. It's optional to add a salted rim and a big lime wedge.

Frozen Matador

 
    11/2 ounces Tequila
    2 ounces pinapple juice
    1/2 ounce lime juice
    1/3 cup crushed ice

Blend at low sped 1015 seconds, garnish with a fresh pinapple stick.

Frozen Matador #2

 
    1 part tequila
    3 parts pinapple juice
    splash of grenadine

Blend, serve in exotic glass. Add a pineapple stick.

Frozen Mudslide

 
    2 oz. Kahlua                      2 cups Vanilla icecream
    2 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream        2 cups ice, finely chopped
    1 oz. Vodka

Put all ingredients (except ice) into a blender. Turn blender on low for 30 seconds then highest for remaining time. After the mixture is WELL blended. add the ice GRADUALLY through the little hole through the top. 12 cubes at a time. Use small cubes. Do not use the big glacier-like pieces or it won't come out right. Once the ice is all in, let it run for another minute or so. Pour into your favorite goblet, wine glass whatever. If you like, lace the inside of it with a splash of chocolate syrup if you like.

Frozen Pineapple Daiquiri

 
    3/2 oz light rum
    4 pineapple chunks
    1 tablespoon lime juice
    1/2 teaspoon sugar
    1 cup crushed ice

Combine rum, pineapple, lime juice, sugar, and crushed ice in blender. Blend at slow speed.

Frozen Tequila Screwdriver

 
    11/2 ounces Tequila
    3 ounces iced orange juice
    1/3 cup crushed ice

Blend as in others, garnish with orange slice.

And please use fresh lime juice. Kool-aid just won't do!

Fruit Margarita

 
    2 parts tequila
    1 part triple sec
    4 parts sour mix
    fresh fruit

Blend, serve in exotic glass.

Fuzzy Dick

 
    1 part Kahlua
    1 part Grand Marnier

Fill with coffee. Top with whip cream. Serve in coffee glass. Don't forget to specify if that's "straight up" or "on the rocks".

Fuzzy Iranian

Drop one shot of Peach Schnapps into a Milwaukee's Best

Fuzzy Navel

 
    3/2 oz. peach schnapps
    fill with orange juice

Stir in highball glass.

Fuzzy Navel #2

 
    2 parts Raki
    1 part Orange juice
    2 oz. Peach puree

Mix in blender with crushed ice. Strain. Serve in highball glass with peach slice.

Fuzzy Screw

 
    3/4 oz. vodka over ice in highball glass
    3/4 oz. peach schnapps
    fill with orange juice

Stir in highball glass.

G

Gasoline

    1 part Southern Comfort
    1 part Tequila

Serve in lowball glass.

Gene Splice

    1 oz. Triple Sec
    1 oz  Vodka
    1 oz. Raspberry Schnapps
    2 oz  Pinapple juice
    1 oz  Lime juice

Mix in highball glass with crushed ice. Garish with lime ring.

Genocide

Served in a 23oz. glass, and has vodka, cherry brandy, amaretto, rum , and Creme de Almond. Along with pinapple juice and sour mix to top it off

Gentle Ben

    1 oz. vodka
    1 oz. gin
    1 oz. tequila

Shake, strain into highball glass. Fill with orange juice and add a cherry and a orange slice.

Georgia Sunset

For a wonderful new twist on an old favorite, substitute Tropicana-Twisters Orange Peach for orange juice in a tequilla sunrise.

Get Laid

    1 oz. vodka
    3/4 oz. raspberry schnapps
    fill with pineapple juice

Stir in highball glass. Add splash of cranberry juice.

Ghostbuster

    1 part Bailey's
    1 part Kahlua
    1 part Vodka

Gibson Cocktail

    3 oz. gin
    dry vermouth:
      regular 3/4 oz.
      dry 1/2 oz.
      extra dry 1/4 oz.
      in 'n' out swirl

Stir, strain into cocktail glass and add an onion.

Gimlet

    3 oz. gin
    3/4 oz. Rose's

Stir, strain into cocktail glass. Add a lime wedge.

Gimlet Cocktail

    1 oz. lime juice
    1 teaspoon powdered sugar
    3/2 oz. gin

Put into cocktail glass.

Gin & Sin

    1 oz. gin
    1 oz. sour mix
    splash of orange juice
    splash of grenadine

Shake, strain into cocktail glass.

Gin & Tonic

    3/2 oz. gin
    fill with tonic

Serve in highball glass and add a lemon wedge.

Gin Alexander

    2 oz. gin
    2 oz. white creme de cacao
    2 oz. light cream

Shake, strain into highball glass.

Gin and Fresca

      
    1 part Gin 
    1 part Fresca

Serve in lowball glass with ice.

Gin Buck

    3/2 oz. gin
    juice 1/2 lemon

Pour into glass and fill with ginger ale.

Gin Fizz

    2 oz. gin
    1 teaspoon powdered sugar
    juice 1/2 lemon

Pour into highball glass and fill with carbonated water.

Gin Highball

    2 oz. gin

Pour into highball glass and fill with ginger ale.

Gin Rickey

    3/2 oz. gin
    juice 1/2 lime

Pour into highball glass and fill with carbonated water.

Gin Sour

    2 oz. gin
    juice 1/2 lemon
    1/2 teaspoon powdered sugar

Pour into sour glass.

Gin Thing

    3/2 oz. gin
    juice 1/2 lime

Pour into highball glass and fill with ginger ale.

Ginza Strip

    2 oz Sake
    2 dashes Sweet Vermouth
    Dash Angostura Bitters

Fill mixing glass with ice. Add the ingredients, stirring with a bar spoon. Strain into a chilled, stemmed cocktail glass. Garnish with maraschino cherry.

Girl Scout Cookie

    2 oz. kahlua
    1 oz. peppermint schnapps
    2 oz. light cream

Shake, strain into highball glass.

Goblin Bowl

These are a tradition at my yearly Halloween party. They should be served from a Scorpion Bowl, available from Sang-Kung in New York City. (A Large ceramic bowl with a volcano in the center that can be filled with 151 and lit.)

    1 Part Dubonet
    1 Part Calvados (Applejack is the american version; 
                     it's not as good.)
    1/2 Parts Raspberry Liquor (Chambord is ok, St-Jean    
                     spirits is better.)
    5/2 Parts Fresh Cider. (unfiltered)
    Angustora Bitters

small amount of lemon juice. (It's not supposed to be a sour drink.)

Godfather

    1 part Scotch
    1 part Amaretto

Stir in lowball glass.

Godfather #2

    5 oz. scotch
    5/2 oz. amaretto

Stir in lowball glass.

Godmother

    1 part Vodka
    1 part Amaretto

Stir in lowball glass.

Godmother #2

    5 oz. vodka
    5/2 oz. amaretto

Stir in lowball glass.

Golden Cadillac

    2 oz. galliano
    2 oz. white creme de cacao
    2 oz. light cream

Shake, strain into highball glass.

Golden Margarita

    1 part Tequila
    1 part Lime Juice
    1/4 part Grand Mariner

Mix. In highball glass w/rocks.

Golden Margarita

    1 part Tequila
    1 part Lime juice
    1 part Grand Marnier
    1 part Triple Sec

Fill glass with sweet & sour mix, shake, strain over ice.

Good Coffee

    2 oz. Double Espresso, fresh (of course).
    1 oz. Everclear

Grasshopper

    2 oz. green creme de menthe
    2 oz. white creme de cacao
    2 oz. light cream

Shake, strain into highball glass.

Great Pumpkin Punch

    1 part Apple Cider
    2 parts Ginger Ale
    1 part Rum

Serve in a hollowed-out pumpkin with little chunks of floating pumpkin.

Green Dragon

    3/2 oz. gin
    1 oz. green creme de menthe
    1/2 oz. kummel
    1/2 oz. lemon juice
    several dashes peach or orange bitters

Mix with cracked ice, strain into a chilled cocktail glass

Green Fantasy

    1 oz. vodka
    1 oz. dry vermouth
    1 oz. melon liqueur
    kiwi slices

Serve in chilled balloon glass, mix with crushed ice until drink is frappeed.

Green Island

    3/2 oz. vodka
    3 oz. pineapple juice
    juice of 1 lime
    1/2 tsp. sugar syrup
    1/2 oz green creme de menthe
    pineapple spear

Mix with cracked ice, strain into chilled Hurricane glass, layer creme de menthe on top

Green Lagoon

    1 oz. gin
    1 oz. green creme de menthe
    3 oz. pineapple juice

Mix with cracked ice strain into a chilled cocktail glass

Green Stinger

    1 part green creme de menthe
    1 part clear brandy
    serve in lowball glass

Greyhound

    3/2 oz. vodka
    fill with grapefruit juice

Stir in highball glass.

H

H'allo Police

    Russian Vodka
    Fresh Lemon Juice

Make the proportions 1:3 to 1:4 vodka to lemon juice, and serve as cold physically possible.

Haiku

    2 oz Sake
    1 dash Dry Vermouth

Fill mixing glass with ice, sake and vermouth, and stir with a bar spoon. Strain into glass, and garnish with pearl onion.

Hairy Bitch

    2 parts light rum
    1 part triple sec
    2 parts pineapple juice

Blend with ice, serve in exotic glass.

Hairy Buffalo

Take two oranges, marichino cherries, apple limes, and lemons.  Slice fruit, except cherries.  Soak all fruit in Everclear overnight.  Pour fruit and Everclear into Hawaiian Punch.

Hairy Navel

See Fuzzy Screw

Hairy Slut

    2 parts light rum
    1 part triple sec
    2 parts pineapple juice

Serve over ice in exotic glass

Hairy Virgin

    2 parts rum
    1 part Triple Sec
    2 parts orange/pineapple juice

(if no cherry, it is called a HAIRY BITCH)

Serve over ice with a cherry.

Half and Half

    1/2 Harp Larger
    1/2 Guinness

Fill glass as you would the Black & Tan.

Happy Hawaiian

    3/2 oz. Kahlua
    3/2 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream

Fill with pineapple juice. Serve in lowball glass.

Harpic

    1 oz. Blue Curacao
    1 oz. Kahluha
    1 oz. Vodka
    3 oz. lemonade

In a highball glass mix first three alcohols. Top off with lemonade.

Harvey Wallbanger

    3/2 oz. vodka
    fill with orange juice

Stir in highball glass. Splash of galliano.

Hat Trick

    1/2 oz. dark rum
    1/2 oz. light rum
    1/2 oz. sweet vermouth

Combine everything in a shaker half-filled w/ ice cubes. Shake well then strain into another glass.

Havana Cocktail

    3/4 oz. light rum
    3/2 oz. pineapple juice
    dash of Rose's

Shake, strain into cocktail glass.

Hawaiian Cocktail

    2 oz. gin
    1/2 oz. triple sec
    splash of pineapple

Shake, strain into cocktail glass.

Hawaiian Sea Breeze

See Bay Breeze.

Head Banger

    1 part Southern comfort
    1 part Jack Daniels

headless Horseman

    3/2 oz. vodka
    dash of bitters
    fill with ginger ale

Serve in highball glass with an orange slice.

Hodge Podge

    orange juice
    1 can Sprite
    pineapple juice
    Everclear
    1 packet of Pat O'Briens cyclone mix

Hoffa

    1 oz grain alcohol
    1 oz red Gatorade
    1 tsp karo syrup + 2 drops red food coloring (optional)

Combine in a lowball glass.

(The idea there is to wait till the celebrant has consumed most of such a drink before recounting the urban legend about the disappearance of Jimmy Hoffa, particularly the one in which he was reputedly cut into a requisite number of 1" cubes and scattered over the Everglades from a private plane.)

Honolulu Cocktail

 
    1/4 teaspoon orange juice
    1/4 teaspoon pineapple juice
    1/4 teaspoon lemon juice
    1/2 teaspoon powdered sugar
    3/2 oz. gin

Fill into cocktail glass.

Honolulu Hammer

    3/2 oz. vodka
    1/2 oz. amaretto
    splash of pineapple juice
    splash of grenadine

shake, strain into cocktail glass

Hop-Skip-and-Go-Naked

    one shot gin
    one shot vodka
    one-half a beer,
    one half orange juice

Hot Chocolate

 
    6 oz. milk
    Hershey syrup
    1 oz. rum

Serve in coffee mug

Hot Chocolate Almond

    2 oz. Butterscotch Schnapps
    1/2 oz. Amaretto
    5 oz. hot chocolate

Serve in mug with whip cream

Hot Irish Nut

    1 part Baileys
    1 part Frangelico
   (1 part amaretto optional)
    coffee

Serve in coffee mug.

Hula-Hula Cocktail

    1 1/2 oz. gin
    3/4 oz. orange juice
    1/4 teaspoon powdered sugar

Serve in cocktail glass.

Huntsman Cocktail

    3/2 oz. vodka
    1/2 oz. rum
    juice 1/2 lime

Serve in cocktail glass.

Hurricane

                                | Hurricane (alternate)
                                |   Add:  1 oz. light rum
     1 10-ounce highball glass  |   Sub:  2 tsp. lime juice for lemon
     1 ounce lemon juice        | Shake with ice. Strain into glass.
     4 ounces dark rum          +--------------------------------------
     4 ounces red passion fruit cocktail mix or hawaiian punch
     crushed ice
     orange slice and cherry garnish

Into a cocktail shaker, pour lemon juice, rum and cocktail mix. Shake vigorously for one to two minutes. Pack crushed ice into cocktail glass and pour drink mixture over the crushed ice. Garnish with orange slice and cherry.

Hurricane #2

    1 oz Dark Rum
    1 oz Light Rum
    1 tblsp Passion Fruit Syrup
    2 tsp Lime Juice

Shake with ice and strain into cocktail glass.

Hush Puppy

    1 shot Jack Daniels          1/2 shot Root beer schnapps
    2 shots Coke (cola)          1/2 shot Sambuca
    Combine in beer mug.         Combine in shooter glass.

Lower shooter glass into beer mug containing Jack Daniels and orange juice (editor's note: I think the author means coke).

I

Iced Coffee Fillip

    1/2 oz. Kahlua
    cooled strong coffee

Mix, serve chilled in a glass.

Irish Coffee #1

    1 oz. irish whiskey
    1 tsp. sugar
    hot coffee
    1 oz. cream

Warm a glass in hot water. Pour out the water and add sugar, whiskey, and cream. Be sure to add the cream last so that it floats on top.

Irish Coffee #2

    1 cup of coffee (6 oz.)
    1 oz. blended whiskey
    1 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream

Fill with strong brewed coffee. Top with whipped cream and a sprinkle of shaved ice.

Irish Coffee #3

    1 shot Old Bushmills
    1 shot Irish Cream
    1/2 shot Irish Mist
    2 tsp. sugar (dark brown)

Serve in large mug.

Quick Irish Coffee

To a cup of coffee add Kahula to taste. Add ReadiWhip to top.

Irish Coffee for Two

    2 heatproof clear wineglasses or clear mugs
    4 sugar cubes
    3 oz. Grand Marnier
    4 oz.  Irish whiskey
    Hot, fresh black coffee
    Whipped cream

Divide the orange liqueur and the sugar among the wineglasses and warm in a microwave. (If you don't have a microwave, fill the glasses with hot water before proceeding, then drain the water and add the liqueur and sugar.) Light the liqueur -- this is best done in a dim, romantic setting where the flickering blue flames will have the most dramatic effect. While the flames are dancing, pour coffee to within about 1-1/2" of the top of the wine glasses; this will extinguish the fire. Divide the whiskey between the two servings and top with whipped cream. Savor with someone special.

Irish Winter Coffee

  In a coffee mug mix
    2 shots of Bailey's
    1 shot of Kaluha
    and fill the rest of the way with Coffee.
    Top with whipped cream.

Iron Butterfly

    1 part Kahlua
    1 part vodka
    1 part Bailey's Irish Cream

Serve in lowball glass.

Israeli Coffee

Same procedure as Spanish Coffee substituting Sabra for Kahlua and brandy.

Italian Coffee #1

    3/2 oz. amaretto
    3/2 tsp. coffee ice-cream 
    coffee
    pinch of ground coriander 

Serve in a mug.

Italian Coffee #2

    6 Tbsp. coffee        5 cups  water
    1 Tbsp. cinnamon      dash of cloves
  Brew coffee, then add to each cup:
    2 Tbsp. Mocha mix (a sweet half/half)
    2 Tbsp. Creme de Cocoa
    1 Tbsp. Kahlua
    1/2 Tbsp. Bailey's Irish Cream
    1 cup Vanilla extract
    1/4 Tbsp. Sugar
    1 Tbsp. Brandy (optional)

Serve in a mug.

Italian Surfer

     Shot of Malibu
     Shot of Amaretto
     Pineapple Juice
     Splash of Cranberry Juice

Italian Surfer with a Russian Attitude

    1 part Vodka
    1 part Malibu
    1 part Amaretto
    4 part Pineapple Juice
    Splash of Cranberry Juice

J

Jackhammer

|

ackhammer

| 1 1/2 oz. vodka | 1 part Jack Daniels fill with pineapple juice | 1 part Peppermint Schnapps stir in highball glass -------------------------------------------------------------------------

ake

1 part Jack Daniels fill with Coke to the top -------------------------------------------------------------------------

amacia Me Crazy

In a tall glass pour: 1/2 ounce amber rum 1/2 ounce tia maria fill glass with ice add pineapple juice Stir and enjoy. Add pineapple chunks for the extra touch. -------------------------------------------------------------------------

amaican Coffee

1 oz. brandy 1 oz. light rum coffee Mix in a glass. Fill the glass with hot coffee. Sprinkle with nutmeg. -------------------------------------------------------------------------

amaican Yoyo

1 part rum 1 part Tia Maria Serve in lowball glass. -------------------------------------------------------------------------

ames Bond Martini

1 1/2 oz. gin 1 1/2 oz. vodka dry vermouth: regular 3/4 oz. dry 1/2 oz. extra dry 1/4 oz. in 'n' out swirl shake, strain into cocktail glass olive -------------------------------------------------------------------------

awbreaker

1 oz. cinnamon schnapps 1/2 oz. Tabasco serve in shot glass -------------------------------------------------------------------------

ello Shots

4 part Jello (any flavor) 1 part grain alcohol Let set in fridge and serve. Party Instructions 4 individual packets of knox unflavored gelatin 3 3 oz. boxes of Jello( can be any brand and any flavor. Lime flavored Jello brand gelatin works best ) 190 proof grain alcohol* Directions: Pour the knox gelatin and the jello in a large bowl. Add a mixture of water and grain alcohol as long as it totals 4 cups. Add the water and alcohol separately. Place in a dish and refridgerate. The Jello should be ready in a couple of hours. Cut into cubes and swallow. You can make the Jello as strong as you want, but I suggest that you don't make it any stronger than 50% grain alcohol to 50% water. * Vodka can be substituted for the grain alcohol. You can actually use just about any alcohol for both ways of making spiked jello. When using grain alcohol, make sure the alcohol is from a legitimate distiller, and not from some guy that makes the stuff in a car radiator. I have found so far, three legitimate brands, Clear Springs, Everklear, and Graves XXX brand. -------------------------------------------------------------------------

ellybean

|

elly Bean

| 3 oz. brandy | 1 part Grenadine 1 oz. anisette | 1 part Sambuca dash of grenadine | 1 part Galliano stir in highball glass -------------------------------------------------------------------------

olly Rancher

1 part Sweet and Sour 1 part Midori Splash of sweet and sour -------------------------------------------------------------------------

udge Jr. Cocktail

3/4 oz. rum 3/4 oz. gin 1/4 teaspoon grenadine 1/4 teaspoon powdered sugar juice 1/4 lemon cocktail glass -------------------------------------------------------------------------

abuki

2 oz Sake 1 oz Rose's Lime Juice 1 oz Sweet and Sour Mix 1/2 oz Triple Sec Blend well, pour into salt-rimmed glass. Garnish with lime slice. -------------------------------------------------------------------------

ahlua Sombrero

1 oz. Kahlua fill with cream -------------------------------------------------------------------------

amikaze

|

amikaze

| 2 oz. vodka | 1 part Vodka 1 oz. triple sec | 1 part Lime juice splash of Rose's | dash of Triple sec | splash of grenadine shake, strain into lowball glass | ------------------------------------------------------------------------

angaroo Cocktail

1 1/2 oz. vodka 3/4 oz. dry vermouth cocktail glass -------------------------------------------------------------------------

iller "Kool-aid"

|

iller Koolaid

|

K #3

ice | 1 1/2 oz. vodka | Southern Comfort 3/4 oz. vodka | 1/2 oz. peach schnapps | Melon liqueur 3/4 oz. melon liquer | 1/2 oz. amaretto | Amaretto 1/2 oz. ammaretto | 3 oz. cranberry juice | Scotch cranberry juice | Fill highball glass w/ice. | Sloe gin | Layer ingredients. Do not | Orange juice Shake and enjoy. | stir. | ice -------------------------------------------------------------------------

ir

fill with white wine splash of creme de cassis serve in wine glass or highball glass -------------------------------------------------------------------------

ir Felix

sparkling water splash of creme de cassis twist of lime serve in lowball glass -------------------------------------------------------------------------

ir Royale

fill with champagne splash of creme de cassis serve in champagne glass or highball glass -------------------------------------------------------------------------

iss In The Dark

3/4 oz. gin 3/4 oz. cherry brandy 3/4 oz. dry vermouth stir, strain into cocktail glass ------------------------------------------------------------------------

lingon Battlejuice

1 1/3 oz. vodka 2/3 oz. lemon juice 1-2 dashes ascobic acid (vitamin C) stir thoroughly in a glass, down it in one gulp True Klingons drink it in 1 litre cups with 400 cl vodka and 200 cl lemon juice. Evil voices tell that this explains their defeat at Khitomer. ------------------------------------------------------------------------

londike Strike

2 oz White Brandy Orange juice Pour Brandy in a tall glass over ice. Fill the rest of the way with the juice. Garnish with an orange slice. ------------------------------------------------------------------------

nockout

1 oz. Southern Comfort 1 oz. apricot brandy 1 oz. sloe gin splash of orange juice shake, strain into lowball glass -------------------------------------------------------------------------

ooch

1 oz. peppermint schnapps 1 oz. clam juice garnish with an onion wedge ------------------------------------------------------------------------

osak's Milk

2/3 oz. vodka 2/3 oz. coffee liqueur fill with milk, stir